Thursday, January 14, 2010

A day of quotes

"You gotta screw that in, then pop that out, then slide it over." - the hand gestures were reversed.

"If the door's locked, try the other one."

"I'd rather be in Canada."

"I can't raise my hand." - while raising her hand

"If you're from Illinois why don't you talk funny?"

"If I have to bring a dozen baked things for the tournament, and I wrap them in two's, how many do I have to bring?"

"Why does my hand hurt when I hit the ball?"

"What do you mean low to the net?"

"I'm sitting against the wall, you never said I couldn't use a chair."

"Have a damn cupcake. It's my birthday. EAT IT!"

None of them are my quotes

Strange day.

Buck

1 comment:

  1. I'd like to hear what your replies were to those quotes. I can imagine what they were for a few of them. Good luck at the tournament.

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